When I was offered a new job, everything changed in an instant. For one month, life became much, much more complicated. It was April before I had a chance to write it all down.
I find out on the last possible day that I have to quit my job and leave my apartment. It's time to move fast.
Being three days from retirement lets me set a few things straight at Blight.
I have my farewell 'party' at work. Attendance leaves something to be desired.
The long-awaited Rover arrives, and I just see him as another logistical complication.
I head up to Tokyo for five days, rediscovering creativity and the wonders of being able to entertain.
The Rover gets stuck in The Village with three people's worth of baggage and no taxi in sight.
My third attempt at Tokyo is the Rover's last stand in Japan. But what's wrong with our hotel?
Don't know your lines? Don't worry. The audience can't understand them any better than you do.
My first lesson unleashes the apocalypse, and I spend a week coaxing the Four Horsemen back into the corral.
My kids love me but I can't understand what they want from me, and I'm down to my last 10,000 yen.